Im new to tumblr so I have no idea what I am doing. My name is Kristen I am 21, single, strait (don’t let the nickname fool you), a lot of people know me as Chester and a variety of other nicknames. I am in LOVE with coaching my High school girl’s Lax team, ART, Anything Neon, and FOOD.
I hope to find a job where I can continue to coach, draw every day and have graphite shadows on my face from doing the thinking pose for too long and with repetition. I am extremely sarcastic, love laughing at myself, adventurous and always down to talk so shoot me a question...
Oh and I can drop a rhyme from time ta time…
girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina